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I like wotsits.
I also like doritos.
Or any other kind of crisps.
I like compacting rubbish.
I like muffins.
I value muffins over my friends, especially when they desert me and my muffin.
Sausage soup IS a good idea.
A good idea, but probably not too good to eat.
I have to eat sausage soup for Lunch.
Failing subjects is fuuuuun.
I am not failing at life. I am bitterly disppointed.
"Get outta my S-wamp!" - Shrek. Otherwise known as the ogre. AKA Mrs. Mckinnell.
"I'm from Holland! Isn't that vierd?" - Austin Powers is incredibly rockular.
Bethany is a moron.
Laura is not. Much.
Neither is Beki.
Or Bethan. Bethan = adorable.
Eli is though.
Don't get me started on Barney.
I'll say one thing though - Barnaby loves Beki!
AND (according to the discussion had in art between Bethan, Ellie and I) Beki loves Barney.
Well, not 'loves' as such. More like...has an infatuation...scrap that, I prefer 'loves'.
Goodbye is a very useful word -
Good for scaring off 46 year old men who are trying to be a perv by asking about vampires.
Speaking of vampires, Bethany, as well as being a moron, is a vampire. A moronic vampire.
Strange that as you normally have a demonic vampire.
Back to goodbye then.
As I said, goodbye is a very useful word,
Which I shall demonstrate now.
Goodbye.